Captain Branburt,
Please advise your night watchmen to observe the utmost care when examining crime scenes. I've heard reports of glass fragments, sulfurous metal discs, and "funny" smells in the air. However I cannot properly process such a crime scene when the glass has been swept up, the discs have been trampled, and the windows opened to let in fresh air.
Sincerely,
Investigator Flundst
Memo to Master Extractor, Valaric Dromstead,
At the request of the Maddingbrew City Council, your operational base and quarters will be relocated from the Palace grounds to the abandoned blockhouse on Kenning Street one week from this Thursday. As you know, the Council has added four new co-Alderman to the Council who will occupy your current rooms. Most importantly, please remove all wolverines from the pens behind the north wing with care The stable boys are too frightened to deal with them since they killed that page last week.
Bonfor Cramm
Palace Constable
At the request of the Maddingbrew City Council, your operational base and quarters will be relocated from the Palace grounds to the abandoned blockhouse on Kenning Street one week from this Thursday. As you know, the Council has added four new co-Alderman to the Council who will occupy your current rooms. Most importantly, please remove all wolverines from the pens behind the north wing with care The stable boys are too frightened to deal with them since they killed that page last week.
Bonfor Cramm
Palace Constable
FOR PUBLIC POST
By Order of the Extractors:
A 500 kip reward has been posted for information leading to the arrest of "The Ghost." This thief is responsible for the theft of several sensitive documents from the offices of Vested and Volari Barristers, burglarizing three safety deposit boxes at Maddingbrew Trust & Loan, and the invasion of numerous manors throughout the Parrington and Taybor Districts. The Ghost may also be selling information regarding city security to Haft agents. Please report any sightings to the Extractor's Den between the hours of 8 A.M. and 7 P.M.
A 500 kip reward has been posted for information leading to the arrest of "The Ghost." This thief is responsible for the theft of several sensitive documents from the offices of Vested and Volari Barristers, burglarizing three safety deposit boxes at Maddingbrew Trust & Loan, and the invasion of numerous manors throughout the Parrington and Taybor Districts. The Ghost may also be selling information regarding city security to Haft agents. Please report any sightings to the Extractor's Den between the hours of 8 A.M. and 7 P.M.
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